Holy Crap, this man is INSANE.
From CNN: Robertson Suggests God Smote Sharon
Man, I got RIPPED on this whole "God-thing." I got stuck with a All-Powerful Lord who rules all creation, including ME. Now Pat Robertson, on the other-hand, HE gets to have his OWN God, one that listens solely to Robertson's own ideas and who heeds old Pat's every beck and call. That's pretty SWEET. He must be a lucky, lucky man.
Let's see what else we can think of here...hmmm...
The miners in West Virginia died because they were looking for coal, which is associated with being bad, which is associated with Santa Claus, therefore God smote them because they hate Christmas.
Just give it a day. He'll say it.
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For the record, Mr. Robertson is NOT endorsed by, or a spokesperson for my organization.
Sincerely,
The Lord
I heard this comment by Robertson, and I just had to wonder why God doesn't just blast this moron with a lightning bolt and get it over with . . . then I remembered . . .
That's Pat's God, not mine!
My God says, "Boy, can you believe this Robertson guy. Is he a hoot, or what? Now he thinks I'm a land baron. Dag, if I was into that smoting thing . . ."
It also kind makes me wonder how the 700 Club would spin the whole thing if Robertson stroked out next week.
Things that make you go, "Hmmmmmm . . ."
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