Thursday, January 05, 2006
And the Hits Just KEEP On Comin'...
From CNN: Robertson Suggests God Smote Sharon
Man, I got RIPPED on this whole "God-thing." I got stuck with a All-Powerful Lord who rules all creation, including ME. Now Pat Robertson, on the other-hand, HE gets to have his OWN God, one that listens solely to Robertson's own ideas and who heeds old Pat's every beck and call. That's pretty SWEET. He must be a lucky, lucky man.
Let's see what else we can think of here...hmmm...
The miners in West Virginia died because they were looking for coal, which is associated with being bad, which is associated with Santa Claus, therefore God smote them because they hate Christmas.
Just give it a day. He'll say it.